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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008 at 01:37
Dear LEGO Santa,
I think if you check your records, you will find that I've mostly been mostly good for most of this year (mostly).
Therefore, if you can see your way clear to providing (rewarding?) me with the following, I think that you'll have a slightly happier human to deal with.
As follows:
Brickbeard’s Bounty
Let's not mess around here. I asked you nicely for a pirate ship years ago. But you thought I'd prefer Shipwreck Island. They are still waiting to get off the Island, Mister Claus. Hurry! Their life is in your hands!
Loot Island
Every pirate needs some loot. And someone to protect it from! Arrr....
Soldiers’ Fort
And every pirate needs somewhere to attack right? Jolly good.
So that's my current list of demands... I mean requests. Hope you can accommodate.
Yours, in a threatening but totally nice way,
Urbaer
PS Can you send me some more LEGO ninjas? Can't let the pirates go crazy after all.
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Tags: LEGO, blog30778 on Thu 18 Dec 2008 at 15:13 said:
Dear Urbaer,
Perhaps you should have written me a letter sooner. A week before Christmas is hardly sufficient notice to process an order.
Please also note that as you are currently shacked up with an adulteress I can not remotely concur with your comment that you've been "mostly good" this year.
In future please place all gift requests in writing no later November 15th to allow for pricing comparisons and the possibilty of an international bidding war on the internets.
Failing this notification you will happily accept whatsoever should appear under the tree with your name on it with a smile (bared teeth or a grimace are unacceptable) and polite thanks.
Thank you for your letter Urbaer.
Don't forget to leave out some milk and cookies.
Ho Ho Ho
S.Clause
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